"If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can''t it get us out?"

"There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal.

"I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.

"We don''t like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.

"After I''m dead I''d rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.

"I think ''Hail to the Chief'' has a nice ring to it.

"Dancing is silent poetry."

"A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.

"Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems.

"The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.

"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.

"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

"People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid."

"If a man does his best, what else is there?